Fuck this fucking show I hate it and I’m never watching it again. Me talking about my favorite tv show. (via skinnybrynny)
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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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aweepingangel fuckyeahloldemort

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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barfemoji hotboyproblems

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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dangerousactivity fake-mermaid

internetexplorers:

unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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